Thursday, July 10th, 2008
Computer Jokes #685A
tech support employee once received a
call from a disgruntled lady who
had purchase one of their PCs.
“The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put
it in the cup holder and then it broke, and the coffee spilled all
over
me! I want a replacement!”
The employee was a little
confused and didn’t know what to say. He
finally asked her to
describe the cup holder to him…he’d never heard of
his company
selling in-computer cup holders.
So the lady went on to describe the
cup holder to him. “Well, it pops
out of the little box when I push
a button, and it has 40x written on
it…” Christian Dating Papillion Christian Dating Papillion Christian Dating.
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Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
Lyrics Of Song Me, Myself And I From Badless, The
Lyrics of song Me, Myslef And I from Badless, The.
This song is on the album The Unfortunate Result Of Spare Time.
I’m having a conversation with friends i know
Somebody i agree with no matter where i go
Somebody i never have to wait for or try to read their minds
Somebody i never have to say, “are you having a good time?”
Here’s to the impeccable evening with Me, Myself And I
We’ll go pick out a movie and we’ll all choose the same one
We’ll share the same opinions after the feature’s done
Then we’ll discuss our future plans and we’ll all just ride the fence
And we’ll all agree that we’re the only ones left here with any common sense
Here’s to stayin’ inside with me, myself and i
I get so tired of all that ‘me or you or me or you’
I got better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i
So i asked myself, “what do you guess?
” and he said, “don’t ask me”
He’ll just take both sides of any point eventually
Then we’ll have to sit here and try to compromise
Till we’re all too god damned tired for anyone to decide
Here’s to getting no where with me, myself and i
I get so tired of all that ‘me or you or me or you’
I hot better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i
Hey enormous mama, ain’t you got no soul left in those tired bones?
Hey enormous daddy, who you talkin’ to on the bedroom telephone?
Hey little mama, i could use help tryin’ to tear off that disguise
And i ain’t that hard to find with me, myself and i Circuit board circuit board circuit board.
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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
Lyrics Of Song Pause From Dmc Run
Lyrics of song Puase from Dmc Run. This song is on the alubm Back From Hell.
Afros…. yeahhh
AFROS!
Yeahhh
Brothers be out there doin crack… NOOOOOOO
They be doin dope…
NOOOOOOO
They be gangbangin!
NOOOOOOO
All them brothers need to just
Pause
Yeah I’m with that
Here comes the Afros and the forty ounce crew
Who say slowly but surely we gonna turn the mother out
We got more in store young ladies on the floor so cool out
pause
Intro which means I start it
In other words, herbs departed
Pause, stop for the cause
Get up, get down, you get yours
Chill, no time to get ill
Word to herb — yeah it’s the will of God
So whassup Hobbes?
Just jock, clock, rock, and don’t stop but
Pause
Pause, pause for the cause, get yours
But don’t break laws
Quit, quit it, forget it
Pause, say your way with it
Pause, if you did it, admit it
Cause, you shouldn’ta did it
Next time, you think of doin a crime
Pause, and remember that rhyme
Pause for the cause, cause broken laws
Are just like broken jaws
They take a long time to heal
I’m for real, and I know the deal
Look it over, investigate
Evaluate, think!
Life is wrong, and full of flaws
Before you break laws just pause!
I think that worked boy (4X)
Pause
Yeah pause, that beat is dope D
I’m tellin you, that beat is dope, just slammin, it’s dope
Well if it’s dope, I hope it’s not crack
or coke, or nuttin like somethin you EVER smoke
And if they offer you say NO
or pause
The reason I wrote that rhyme, is not to climb
But just to tell all mankind
That the use and abuse of drugs — will what?
Will, blow, your, mind
Like dough makes bread, it goes straight to your head
You’re misled and then you’re dead
Now that’s not fly, when you die
On a high
Like a trip, oooh, you make me sick
Ill, lookin like doo doo on a stick
You don’t have to be a vic
Life is like a flick, so pause
Pause, p-pause, pause, p-p-pause
Alright y’all, right now that you understand
My boy Run never ran
I’m gonna take that mic yo my hand
And hand that to the one boy band
Now pause, right now pause
I’m Jay, I make up the trey
Now check out the dance that I display
It’s called the pause
A new thing, on the dancefloor
First you move, then you stop
Combine the hustle, foxtrot, pop and lock
Put em all together why because
It’s called the pause
Slammin, the dance is slammin
Pause, the human being are jammin
Stop again, back to the groove
I show you how to move
pause
It’s simple, just like stop and go
You can pause on the fast or slow
Participate, won’t you all get down
Here’s a solo from my homeboy Stanley Brwon
Ahh yeah, I like that R&B shit…
Pause, pause, one more time!
Yeah, do that, do that…
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