Thursday, July 10th, 2008
Computer Jokes #685A
tech support employee once received a
call from a disgruntled lady who
had purchase one of their PCs.
“The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put
it in the cup holder and then it broke, and the coffee spilled all
over
me! I want a replacement!”
The employee was a little
confused and didn’t know what to say. He
finally asked her to
describe the cup holder to him…he’d never heard of
his company
selling in-computer cup holders.
So the lady went on to describe the
cup holder to him. “Well, it pops
out of the little box when I push
a button, and it has 40x written on
it…” Christian Dating Papillion Christian Dating Papillion Christian Dating.
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Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
Lyrics Of Song Me, Myself And I From Badless, The
Lyrics of song Me, Myslef And I from Badless, The.
This song is on the album The Unfortunate Result Of Spare Time.
I’m having a conversation with friends i know
Somebody i agree with no matter where i go
Somebody i never have to wait for or try to read their minds
Somebody i never have to say, “are you having a good time?”
Here’s to the impeccable evening with Me, Myself And I
We’ll go pick out a movie and we’ll all choose the same one
We’ll share the same opinions after the feature’s done
Then we’ll discuss our future plans and we’ll all just ride the fence
And we’ll all agree that we’re the only ones left here with any common sense
Here’s to stayin’ inside with me, myself and i
I get so tired of all that ‘me or you or me or you’
I got better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i
So i asked myself, “what do you guess?
” and he said, “don’t ask me”
He’ll just take both sides of any point eventually
Then we’ll have to sit here and try to compromise
Till we’re all too god damned tired for anyone to decide
Here’s to getting no where with me, myself and i
I get so tired of all that ‘me or you or me or you’
I hot better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i
Hey enormous mama, ain’t you got no soul left in those tired bones?
Hey enormous daddy, who you talkin’ to on the bedroom telephone?
Hey little mama, i could use help tryin’ to tear off that disguise
And i ain’t that hard to find with me, myself and i Circuit board circuit board circuit board.
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