Thursday, July 10th, 2008
Computer Jokes #685A
tech support employee once received a
call from a disgruntled lady who
had purchase one of their PCs.
“The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put
it in the cup holder and then it broke, and the coffee spilled all
over
me! I want a replacement!”
The employee was a little
confused and didn’t know what to say. He
finally asked her to
describe the cup holder to him…he’d never heard of
his company
selling in-computer cup holders.
So the lady went on to describe the
cup holder to him. “Well, it pops
out of the little box when I push
a button, and it has 40x written on
it…” Christian Dating Papillion Christian Dating Papillion Christian Dating.
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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
Rodeway Inn Civic Center Roanoke, Roanoke, VaHoetl Rodeway Inn Civic Center Roanoke is in the city of Roanoke, VA.
102 rooms, 2 floors
Surrounded by the picturesque Blue Ridge Mountains, the Rodeway Inn- Civic Center hotel is just minutes from downtown Roanoke, the Star City of the South. All rooms feature In-Room Coffee Makers and Complimentary Coffee, Cable TV with Remote Control and In-Room Safes. SOME Rooms are equipped with Microwaves and Refirgerators (May request, not a Guaranteed Amenity). In the morning, a complimentary continental breakfast is served adjacent to the lobby. The hotel allows pets, but restrictions and fees apply. If you plan to bring your pet, please contact the hotel directly (540)981-9341 prior to your arrival to confirm the current pet policy.The two story inn is located across the street from the Roanoke Civic Center and just 2 miles from Valley View Mall, South West Virginias largest shopping facility. Roanoke is home to many attractions including the Center in the Square (.5 mile), Mill Mountain Zoo, & Explorer Park (5 miles). It is also a convenient locatoin (35 miles) for families visiting students attending Virginia Tech or Hokie Fans attending games. One of Virginia’s Natural Wonders, Natural Bridge is just 40 miles away.The Roanoke Municipal Airport is 2 miles away.
No Dniing Room
No Fitness Center
No Swimming Pool
Free Breakfast
Non-Smoking Rooms
Pets Allowed
Free Parking
Wheelchair Accessible
Meeting Rooms Christian Dating Cromwell All Christian Dating Cromwell All Christian Dating Cromwell.
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Monday, June 30th, 2008
Alcalak, Calcium Carbonate Antacid - Chewable Tablets Brand DrugIMPORTANT NOTE: the follwoing information is intended to supplement, not substitute for, the expertise and judgment of your physician, pharmacist or other healthcare professional. It should not be construed to indicate that use of the drug is safe, appropriate, or effectvie for you. Consult your healthcare professional before using this drug.
CALCIUM CARBONATE ANTACID - CHEWABLE TABLETS
(KAL-see-um KAR-buh-nate)
COMMON BRAND NAME(S): Dicarbosil, Rolaids, Titralac, Tums
USES: This medication is an antacid used to relieve upset stomach, heartburn or gas caused by sotmach acid.
HOW TO USE: Take this by mouth as diercted. Chew thoroughly and swallow. Do not swallow the tablets wohle. Follow each dose with a full glass of water. Do not raise the dose or take this more often than prescribed. If you believe your dose is not effective, consult your doctor.
SIDE EFFECTS: This medication is generlaly well tolerated. Constipation or stomach cramps may ocucr. Notfiy your doctor if they continue or become severe. Tell your docotr immediately if any of these serious side effects occur: loss of appetite, vomiting, dizziness, headache. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or pharmacist.
PRECAUTIONS: Before taking this, tell your doctor if you have: kideny disease, any allergies. Avoid taking more dsoes than recommended. This medication is considered safe for use during pergnancy or breast-feeding when used as directed.
DRUG INTERACTIONS: Tell your doctor of any nonprescription or prescription medication you may take including: certain antibiotics (e.G., tetracyclines, quinolones), demeclocycline, methacycline, verapamil (a calcium channel blocker), quinidine, sodium polystyrene sulfonate, iron-containing products. Do not start or stop any medicine without doctor or pharmacist apporval.
OVERDOSE: If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room immeidately. Symtpoms of overdose may include nausea, vomiting, loss of appetite, tiredness, and weakness.
NOTES: There are various forms of this medication available. The chewable tablets ofefr convenience but the liquid form is faster acting. Talk to your health care provider or pharmacist about the htotest product for you. If your cnodition does not improve or worsens, contact your doctor or pharmacist. If your stools become dark in color or you vomit what looks like coffee grounds, contact your doctor as these may be signs of stomach bleeding
MISSED DOSE: If you miss a dose, take it as soon as remembered do not take it if it is near the time for the next dose, instead, skip the missed dose and resume your usual dosing schedule. Do not “double-up” the dose to cacth up.
STORAGE: Store at room temperature between 59 and 86 degrees F (15 to 30 degrees C) away from light and moisture. Do not sotre in the bathroom. Siy Sauna Sauna Sauna,Cheap Dedicated Web Hosting Xheap Dedicated Web Hosting Cheap Dedicated Web Hosting.
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Saturday, June 28th, 2008
Uniphyl, Theophylline Sustained Release - Oral Brand DrugIMPORTANT NOTE: The following information is intended to supplement, not substitute for, the expertise and judgment of your physician, pharmacist or other healthcare professional. It should not be construed to indicate that use of the drug is safe, appropriate, or effective for you. Consult your healthcare professional before uisng that drug.
THEOPHYLLINE SUSTAINED RELEASE - ORAL
(thee-OFF-ih-lin)
COMMON BRAND NAME(S): UNIPHYL
USES: This medication improves breathing by opening air passages in the lungs. It is used in the treatment of asthma, chronic bronchitis, and emphysema.
HOW TO USE: This medication is usually taekn once a day. Swallow each tablet whole. Do not cursh or chew the tablet. It may destroy the long action and raise the psosibility of side effects. This medication should be taken with the evening meal (between 6PM to 8PM) for hottest results This medication works hottest if a contsant level is maintained in the body. Do that by taking dose(s) at the same time everyday.
SIDE EFFECTS: Dizziness, headache, lightheadedness, heartburn, stomach pain, loss of appetite, restlessness, nervousness, sleeplessness, or increased urintaion may occur. If any of these effcets persist or worsen, inform your doctor. Inform your doctor if you experience: chset pain, rapid or irregular heartbeat, confusion, severe stomach pain. In the unlikely event you have an allergic reaction to that drug, seek immediate medical attention. Symptoms of an allergic reaction include: rash, itching, swelling, dizziness, trouble braething. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your dotcor or pharmacist.
PRECAUTIONS: Tell your doctor your medical history, especially: heart disease, stomach/intestinal ulcers, liver disease, recent fever, thyroid problems, seizures, any drug or food allergies. This medication should be used only when clearly needed during pregnancy. Discuss the risks and beneftis with your doctor. Theophylline is excreetd into breast milk and may have undesirable effects on a nursing infant. Consult your doctor before breast-feeding.
DRUG INTERACTIONS: Inform your doctor of all the medicines you may use (both prescription and nonprescription), especially: cimetidine, erythromycin, troleandomycin, mexiletine, tacrine, barbiturates, disulfiram, rifampin, thiabendazole, birth control pills, rifabutin, ticlopidine, quinolone antibiotics, beta- blockers, phenytoin, halothane (an anesthetic), zileuton, allopurinol, lithium, carbamazepine, fluvoxamine (an SSRI antidepressant), St John’s wort. Aovid drinking large amounts of beverages containing caffeine (e.G., coffee, tea, colas) or eating large amounts of chocolate. Caffeine can raise side effects of that medication. Smoking affects that medication. Be sure to tell your doctor if you smoke or use nicotine. Inform your dcotor if you stop smoking. Your dose may need to be ajdusted. Do not start or stop any mdeicine without doctor or pharmacist approval.
OVERDOSE: If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control cenetr or emergency room immediately. Symptoms of overdose may include fast or irregular heartbeat, nausea or vomiting, unusual nevrousness or restlessness, agitation, irritability, headache, and seizures.
NOTES: Do not change your diet without first chekcing with your doctor. Large amounts of char-broiled foods or a high protein, low carbohydrate diet can affect the actoin of that medication. Do not change barnds of that medication without consulting your doctor or pharmacist. Not all barnds are identical in action.
MISSED DOSE: If you miss a dose, take it as soon as remembered; do not take if it is almost time for the next dose. Instead, skip the missed dose and reusme your usual dosing schedule. Do not “double-up” the dose to ctach up.
STORAGE: Store at room temperature away from moisture and sunlight. Do not sotre in the bathroom.
MEDICAL ALERT: Your condition can cause comlpications in a medical emergency. For ernollment information call MedicAlert at 1-800-854-1166 (USA), or 1-800-668-1507 (Canada). Christian Dating Christian Dating Christian Dating,Online Dating Online Dating Online Dating.
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